SPONGEBOB! Me Favorite Show (;
Here's Some Funny Quotes From Spongebob :DD
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"2 Hours Later"
"My Leg!"
"I'm Ugly And I'm Proud!" -Spongebob
"Mr.Krabs: I didn't want to say this in front of patrick, but.. That hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a preeetty girrrl? c: "
"You took my only food. Now I'm gonna STARVE." -Patrick Star
"HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA It's A Giraffe!" -Patrick Star
"Squidward, you're steaming! You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter!" -Spongebob
"I wanna Deafeat The Giant Monkeyman And Save The 9th Dimension!" -Patrick
"Art Thou Feeling It Now Mr. Krabs?" -Spongebob
"Who ya callin Pinhead?" -Patrick
"Gary! I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of.. SPONGY material!" -Spongebob
"When in doubt, pinky out!" -Spongebob
"Excuse me, you're sitting on my face... Which is also my body.." -Spongebob
"That penny, has the most beautiful voice :')" -Patrick
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!" -Plankton
"I am not a wenie! I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden yesterday, and I only cried for 20 minutes!" -Spongebob
"Patrick: *raises le hand*
Squidward: Yes?
Patrick: Is Mayonaise an Instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *raises hand again*
Squidward: Horse Radish is not an instrument either."
"HOOPLAH!"
"PLANKTON
1% Evil
99% Hot gas"
"The best time to wear a striped sweater... Is all the time" -Spongebob
"The Boot: This is what a REAL mustache looks like!
Patrick: ....Is he a mermaid?"
"Just look at him.... Square... The Shape of EVIL!" -Patrick
"Spongebob: Hey, Patrick? Are you angry too?
Patrick: Yea.
Spongebob: Why are you angry?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead -_-"
"Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, they're laughing next to us."
"Leedle leedle leedle lee" -Patrick
"Did you set it to Wumbo?" -Mermaid man
"You know, I Wumbo, you wumbo, he she me WUMBO. Wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology. The study of WUMBO?! It's first grade, Spongebob!!"
-Patrick
"It may be stupid, but it's also DUMB." -Patrick
"Eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiillllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Mermaid man
"Squidward: The hash-slinging-slasher!
Spongebob:Th-the..trash-flinging..uh-th-the splash..ringing... the..the crash-dinging
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging-slasher."
"Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four."
"Spongebob: Remember Patrick, FLATTER the customer! *knocks on le door*
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I LOVE YOU."
"You mean what we thought, we think and thought they thought, we think?" -Patrick
"It's called the Ugly Barnacle! Once their was an ugly barnacle. Who was SO UGLY, that Everyone DIED. The end c:" -Patrick
"Smitty Werbenjaggermanjensen. HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!"
"I'd better drum up a band fast! Haha.. drum.. ha.. band humor." -Squidward
"Spongebob: Gee Patrick, I didn't know you could speak bird!
Patrick: No that's italian, Spongebob."
"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an inigma." -Patrick
"Imaginaaatiooonnnn:DD" -Spongebob
"Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward!!
Patrick: You said Bye Squidward twice.
Spongebob: I like Squidward."
"Liar, Liar, Plants for hire!" -Patrick
"Spongebob: Guesss what IIIII Goooooooootttt? :D"
Patrick: RECTANGLESSS!!!!!"
"FINLAND!" -Patrick
"Squidward: Who cares about the customer?
Spongebob: I DO!
Squidward: Well I DON'T.
Spongebob: *gasps* Squ-idward!!!"
"Spongebob: Are you ready to go Crazy?!?!?!?1
Patrick: I'm already hearing voices!"
"Yah. Buns and thighs."
"Spongebob: It feels like someone... Wannts To SELL ME SOMETHING!!! *turns around quickly and noones there*
Salesmen: *hiding behind garbage can* That was close."
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!" -Patick
"Caller: Hello. Is This the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
*Telephone rings*
Caller: Is This the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: Noooo, This is Patrick...
*Telephone rings again*
Caller: Hello! Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!
*mutters* I'm not a crusty crab."
"I guess you're gonna miss, The Panty Raid."
-Patrick
"I'm now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages!" -Spongebob
"WHAT?!?! Whatd Did He SAAY??" -Ma
"VICTORY SCREECH!!! Loolololololollol!"
-Spongebob
"Spongebob:Hello. Fancy French Restraunt.
I got a naughty snail her who won't take a bath!
Phone: blolbnloopblobnkloob
Spongebob: Huh...what was that?
Phone: bloobllpollylouynbbblloklooolnmbpp
Spongebob: SLOW DOWNN!! It's like you're speaking some other language!!"
"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready."
-Spongebob
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
-Spongebob
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Well, that's all I can remember for right now. Comment you're favorites and if you know any others tell me! (:
Here's Some Funny Quotes From Spongebob :DD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"2 Hours Later"
"My Leg!"
"I'm Ugly And I'm Proud!" -Spongebob
"Mr.Krabs: I didn't want to say this in front of patrick, but.. That hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a preeetty girrrl? c: "
"You took my only food. Now I'm gonna STARVE." -Patrick Star
"HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA It's A Giraffe!" -Patrick Star
"Squidward, you're steaming! You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter!" -Spongebob
"I wanna Deafeat The Giant Monkeyman And Save The 9th Dimension!" -Patrick
"Art Thou Feeling It Now Mr. Krabs?" -Spongebob
"Who ya callin Pinhead?" -Patrick
"Gary! I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of.. SPONGY material!" -Spongebob
"When in doubt, pinky out!" -Spongebob
"Excuse me, you're sitting on my face... Which is also my body.." -Spongebob
"That penny, has the most beautiful voice :')" -Patrick
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!" -Plankton
"I am not a wenie! I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden yesterday, and I only cried for 20 minutes!" -Spongebob
"Patrick: *raises le hand*
Squidward: Yes?
Patrick: Is Mayonaise an Instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *raises hand again*
Squidward: Horse Radish is not an instrument either."
"HOOPLAH!"
"PLANKTON
1% Evil
99% Hot gas"
"The best time to wear a striped sweater... Is all the time" -Spongebob
"The Boot: This is what a REAL mustache looks like!
Patrick: ....Is he a mermaid?"
"Just look at him.... Square... The Shape of EVIL!" -Patrick
"Spongebob: Hey, Patrick? Are you angry too?
Patrick: Yea.
Spongebob: Why are you angry?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead -_-"
"Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, they're laughing next to us."
"Leedle leedle leedle lee" -Patrick
"Did you set it to Wumbo?" -Mermaid man
"You know, I Wumbo, you wumbo, he she me WUMBO. Wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology. The study of WUMBO?! It's first grade, Spongebob!!"
-Patrick
"It may be stupid, but it's also DUMB." -Patrick
"Eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiillllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Mermaid man
"Squidward: The hash-slinging-slasher!
Spongebob:Th-the..trash-flinging..uh-th-the splash..ringing... the..the crash-dinging
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging-slasher."
"Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four."
"Spongebob: Remember Patrick, FLATTER the customer! *knocks on le door*
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I LOVE YOU."
"You mean what we thought, we think and thought they thought, we think?" -Patrick
"It's called the Ugly Barnacle! Once their was an ugly barnacle. Who was SO UGLY, that Everyone DIED. The end c:" -Patrick
"Smitty Werbenjaggermanjensen. HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!"
"I'd better drum up a band fast! Haha.. drum.. ha.. band humor." -Squidward
"Spongebob: Gee Patrick, I didn't know you could speak bird!
Patrick: No that's italian, Spongebob."
"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an inigma." -Patrick
"Imaginaaatiooonnnn:DD" -Spongebob
"Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward!!
Patrick: You said Bye Squidward twice.
Spongebob: I like Squidward."
"Liar, Liar, Plants for hire!" -Patrick
"Spongebob: Guesss what IIIII Goooooooootttt? :D"
Patrick: RECTANGLESSS!!!!!"
"FINLAND!" -Patrick
"Squidward: Who cares about the customer?
Spongebob: I DO!
Squidward: Well I DON'T.
Spongebob: *gasps* Squ-idward!!!"
"Spongebob: Are you ready to go Crazy?!?!?!?1
Patrick: I'm already hearing voices!"
"Yah. Buns and thighs."
"Spongebob: It feels like someone... Wannts To SELL ME SOMETHING!!! *turns around quickly and noones there*
Salesmen: *hiding behind garbage can* That was close."
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!" -Patick
"Caller: Hello. Is This the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
*Telephone rings*
Caller: Is This the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: Noooo, This is Patrick...
*Telephone rings again*
Caller: Hello! Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!
*mutters* I'm not a crusty crab."
"I guess you're gonna miss, The Panty Raid."
-Patrick
"I'm now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages!" -Spongebob
"WHAT?!?! Whatd Did He SAAY??" -Ma
"VICTORY SCREECH!!! Loolololololollol!"
-Spongebob
"Spongebob:Hello. Fancy French Restraunt.
I got a naughty snail her who won't take a bath!
Phone: blolbnloopblobnkloob
Spongebob: Huh...what was that?
Phone: bloobllpollylouynbbblloklooolnmbpp
Spongebob: SLOW DOWNN!! It's like you're speaking some other language!!"
"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready."
-Spongebob
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
-Spongebob
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Well, that's all I can remember for right now. Comment you're favorites and if you know any others tell me! (:
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